J.Lynn Johnston's Blahg!

On March 8, 2010, In Uncategorized, By admin

I found a bottle of pills stashed in the bushes at my niece and nephew’s private elementary school. I was horrified!

Then I was let down when I looked them up and found they were antibiotics.

Humanity’s weird.

Love and duality,
=j.lynn

We Saved a Frog’s Life Today!

On March 7, 2010, In Uncategorized, By admin

-This poor little dude woulda CROAKED if I hadn’t heard him scuttling about in the bottom of a watering can on the patio…

-Nyuk nyuk…

Love and waterin’ holes,
=j.lynn

“Burn” – Ray LaMontagne Cover

On March 4, 2010, In Uncategorized, By admin

I took it up a bit with a capo on the third fret for my sissy-high voice. Hope you enjoy! The original can be found on Ray LaMontagne’s album “Trouble.”

Love and covers,
=j.lynn

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Tanning Salon Contradictions

On March 3, 2010, In Uncategorized, By admin

UV bad!

No!

UV good!

I get the feeling Oompa Loompas come outta there with grins like the Cheshire Cat…

Love and oxyMORONS,
=j.lynn

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Ed and I Go GIANT SQUID FISHING!!!

On February 22, 2010, In Uncategorized, By JLynnJohnston

Squid-diculous!!!

Love and ink,

=j.lynn

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Why Put Walkways and Wheelchair Ramps In If It's Illegal To Use Them?

On February 16, 2010, In Uncategorized, By JLynnJohnston

Maybe the walkways are aimed at fixing the “no crossing” problem? Either way, I thought it was funny…

Love and construction,
=j.lynn

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Valentine's Day Frog Lovin'. LOUD MATERS!!!

On February 14, 2010, In Uncategorized, By JLynnJohnston

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What Does Benatar WANT?

On February 4, 2010, In Uncategorized, By JLynnJohnston

Big sloppy flop…

-She does this all day long. Every day.

-For the record, as soon as I quit filming this, I DID give her a rawhide strip. I guess I’m only reinforcing her beggin’…

Love and pushovers,
=j.lynn

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Search Engine FAIL

On February 2, 2010, In Uncategorized, By JLynnJohnston

WTF Google???

-I’m relatively certain that ain’t me…

Love and bubbly jugs,
=j.lynn

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Bathroom Courtesy – Shake Hands with KARMA!

On January 27, 2010, In Uncategorized, By JLynnJohnston

-What comes around “goes” around…

Love and justice,
=j.lynn

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